Kanye West (should) Runaway (from the limelight)

But we all know, he loves it far too much to even consider--hence the making of a 30-min video for a 3-min song. Anyway, If you have that much time to spare, watch the video. I schemed through it, and some of the shots are actually pretty impressive (note, I said some, majority of it is seriously WEIRD, heed the warning). I particularly like the scene with the ballerinas at the 14:50 mark--Edgar Degas would have a boner watching that part. It also reminds me of the scene from Silent Hill with the hall full of dead nurses. Anyway, I would say enjoy, but most likely you'll just be impartial.

King Curtis Loves Bacon

So not too long ago, Wife Swap (perhaps the single greatest example of how feeble and absent minded Americans are) ran an episode that introduced King Curtis to the world. This little shit ball had a horrible addiction which left him dependent upon popping chicken nuggets. At the time of production, King Curtis was up to 44 nuggets a day; which was 16 more than his previous high just months prior.

However, as much as the King enjoyed his nuggets, there was only two things he loved more than his cherished poultry particle deep fried goodness. Those two being his Grandmother, who took him in when he was completely out of nuggets, and BACOn. Yes, bacon. I gotta tell you something, bacon is good for King Curtis. And if it's good for King Curtis, it's good for me too.

Too Soon?

Another great Kanye spoof just surfaced. Is it too soon though?



Oh and by the way, I heard Kanye's apology for his calculated stunt but when is Lady Gaga going to apologize for her hideous outfits? Or for her ridiculous name for that matter? Is that a fucking nest on her face? This is the only photo I could find (a screenshot from the telecast), probably because no one gave her attention craving ass the time of day.



And for the record, I would have stormed the stage and said some stupid shit too if I had shown up with an alien headed reptile on my arm and a full bottle of henny all to myself.

Kanye Kanye Kanye....

when will you ever learn? This is what i don't understand about Kanye, he tries to portray this "I'm intelligent" and "i understand politics" image but he's constantly pulling major fuck ups on a national stage. Then, he comes out and apologizes for his actions and makes a new album and everyone loves him again. America keeps getting the Kanye blindfold. Don't get me wrong though, I'm all for acceptance speech interruptions.



But when a genius like Old Dirty Bastard does it, there's no apologies to be made afterwards. ODB doesn't need to apologize for his actions because that's who he is. Kanye on the other hand is a baby that always cries when things don't go his way and when he feels his reputation has been tarnished, he formally apologizes. Grow up or go crazy, those are your only two options Kanye.

Naturally, MTV and Viacom are out to pull all streaming video of last nights fiasco so I wont be posting the original. However, the remixes have already started flowing and this is by far the best one.