Don't Ever Tell Me To Stop Picking My Nose Again!

Next time you tell a kid to stop picking their nose, just remember that this could happen to them. I tell every kid I see to dig for gold on the regular, or they might lose part of their brain....straight through the nostril!

Muscles, Muscles, Muscles! WHAT!?

Terry Crews FTW!

Oh Harmony, you never cease to amaze me.  Definitely one of your most obscure pieces.

Monday Music Mayhem: Jay-Z and Kanye Mayhem in Paris

Jay-Z and Kanye were actually in Paris this past weekend.  So it was only natural for them to perform Niggas in Paris . . . . ELEVEN TIMES straight to end their already two hour long show, culminating in a three hour performance.

Note: They've completely jumped on the "all black" bandwagon (about 6 years late) so it's hard to see them running around the stage in this fan shot video, but they're there.

CHOLO

YOLO aint for everyone.

The Greatest Comeback Ever

Haven't been blogging much lately. One of the main reasons: SPORTS.  Way too many important sporting events going on lately (Clippers, Chelsea, Angels)

If you didn't witness this Clipper comeback against Fat Randolph, The Other Gasol and the Memphis Lucky Shots then you were probably one of the 90% of people that changed the channel.  Here's a recap for you:

Sacrilege

Nuff said.

I Do Not Condone Spandex

However, this dude clearly does.

I almost NEVER click on the "recommended" videos on my youtube homepage but after seeing this comedic masterpiece of happiness I just might play some of the recommended videos now.



Don't know much about this Macklemore character except that Wiki tells me he's from Seattle, (which makes the British accent even funnier) but apparently he really enjoys mocking LMFAO.

WTF: But Why?

Granted Slayer are old vets now, I never thought they'd trade cheap beer for bottled wine.  I bet it tastes like metal.

Uhh, Yes Please

I'm horrible in the kitchen, so someone make this for me please. Like yesterday.

Drunk Man Arrested: Sings Entire Bohemian Rhapsody

Clearly he wasn't THAT drunk if he could sing the entire song. I've done countless drunken renditions of this song, and NONE of them sounded this good.

Also, I know it's Canada and they have a higher standard of education than moronic USA, but he is the absolute most eloquently spoken drunkard I've ever heard.

Retro Technology

Retro fashion cycles back around, retro cars become cool, retro music aka "oldies", and now: retro technology. Google took it old school yesterday, changing their Google Maps interface to 8bit ala Nintendo. Ok, I lie, it was an April Fools Day maneuver. Still cool.

Go here to check it out.

Holy Shit: Bebop & Rocksteady Cosplay

Don't get me wrong, I love pictures of hot chicks strolling around Comic Con in skimpy little Lara Croft or Sailor Moon costumes but these dudes get my vote for Cosplay of the Year.

It's amazing how accurate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle foes' costumes are.

Draw Something

Loving this game right now.
Add me: jestDMS

Casa de mi Padre

Cast members of Y Tu Mama Tambien and......Will Farrell.

Oh These Crazy Fuckers

Nightclubbing Like a Son of a Bitch

There was no stopping this dude. Never mind the fact that he was the only one in the club that wasn't personally invited by Polo, the birthday boy. Never mind the fact that he was 20+ years older than everyone in the joint.

Ball so hard his tie don't even need a collar!

Wonder Boy Shreds Hard

At seven I was playing with LEGOs; mostly biting them, but "playing" with them nonetheless. At seven, little dude Asher Bradshaw is killing SoCal skateparks like his parents rigged his DNA with Tony Hawk genes. Ryan Sheckler, move the fuck over spray tan reality TV boy. Shaun White, your still cool in my book; even though Carrot Top beat you to it with the hair by like 15 years.



Side note: I love The Drums, but "Let's Go Surfing" as a song choice for a skate vid is like taking an bulimic girl to a buffet for a first date.

What a Bitch

No really, she's female. Makes no sense.

Nothing Funny About Nazis

Until it's LOL Nazis, that is.