September 10, 2012

Don't Ever Tell Me To Stop Picking My Nose Again!

Next time you tell a kid to stop picking their nose, just remember that this could happen to them. I tell every kid I see to dig for gold on the regular, or they might lose part of their brain....straight through the nostril!

August 29, 2012

August 23, 2012

You Aint Bout That Life

Lots of people play fantasy sports. Lots of people think they're good at "casually" playing fantasy sports. But no group of 10 guys takes fantasy sports more serious than Hardknock. This football season marks our 10th anniversary. Same league, most of the same guys, true commitment. So much commitment that only Las Vegas could handle it. Destination: Las Vegas Reason: 10 year anniversary fantasy football draft Result: Madness

August 17, 2012


So we share with you our 3rd year anniversary...technically a week ago. Where did time go? Here's to three and many more! :)

July 27, 2012

Whale's Vajayjay

There's definitely something wrong with associating the word "vajayjay" to this absolutely cute pic of my nieces...but this is what I look forward to when I visit Whale's V-jj so forgive moi.

"Cheese before you get string cheese!"

July 18, 2012

Coexist by the XX

New album by everyone's favorite. Coexist will be coming out on Sept. 11. Here's a preview:

July 10, 2012

More Babies

Photoshoot with the infamous Salt(ine) and Pepper. Watch out for the artsy fartsy B&W towards the end. Keep posted, more photos to come, we've been M.I.A.


This one. I miss terribly.

July 9, 2012

Angels Season

Your TAOR bloggers haven't had much time to blog, but life has been pretty spectacular as of late. It's been an eventful couple of months since moving from San Diego and one of the reasons for that is the Angels. They've been far from disappointing so holding season tickets has proven to be worthy.

Here's proof:

Helmet Nachos!
Love Me Some Rally Monkey

Not a Huge Fan of Quoting Things, but This is Worth Quoting

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is perennial as the grass.

Take kindly to the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.

Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Max Ehrmann

June 24, 2012

Haters Need Not Apply

Congratulations to you Lebron James, that monkey is finally off your back. This is the dawning of a new era.

June 20, 2012

Keeping the Green and Gold Alive

These dudes are legit.  One of them, Colin Baxter, was the executive producer of Sonicsgate; a documentary detailing the absolute shady dealings that went on between David Stern and Clay Bennett to uproot the Sonics from Seattle and ship them to Oklahoma City.  Stern's panties were leftover wet from OKC's foster home care they gave to the New Orleans Hornets immediately following Hurricane Katrina's ass-kicking.

Well, Colin Baxter and his buddies weren't too thrilled about losing their team after 41 years of loyalty from the Pacific Northwest city.  So they did what any other die-hard fans would do: spend $4000 a seat, plus airfare and hotel, to be present directly behind the Oklahoma City Thunder's bench during game 4 of the NBA finals.

Die-hard indeed, literally.  The walking dead Seattle fans are sending a message, artfully tactical at that.

June 16, 2012

It's Official: They're a Couple

Floyd Mayweather Jr. and 50 Cent are now officially a couple. As if the ignorant and aurally uncomfortable love fest wasn't already apparent during their countless man love professions on HBO programming, now 50 Cent is accompanying his boyfriend to court appearances. Yeah, cause normal "friends" do this huh? Did Lindsay Lohan's scissor sister Paris Hilton ever stand by her side during any of her 1,034,958 court appearances? I sure doubt it.

Quick recap: Floyd has been in jail, what, like 10 days now? Yet, he's already complained about his health deteriorating, not getting enough time to work out, and being malnutritioned by his "lack" of enough food to cater to his calorie intake. So let me get this straight, you're being treated exactly like millions of other prisoners except you'll actually be able to continue in your profession when you're released? Without having to clear a background check for even the most minimalistic jobs; such as: fry cook at McDonalds, elementary school janitor, night shift at Walmart.

Hey Floyd, go fuck yourself. Oh, and don't worry, boxing is officially dead anyways. You can thank Bob Arum for his "pre-fight rematch clause" between Tim Bradley and Manny. The good news is I'm sure your inaudibly loud mouth uncle probably has a spot for you on his training staff.

June 11, 2012

And So It Has Been Done

Only natural for Supreme to do another collaboration with an artist I completely respect: Daniel Johnston.  However, all of Supreme's fan base will have no idea who he is (almost the same as the Harmony Korine collab).

Disappointed though, as no images of Daniel's famous "Hi How Are You?" graphic has emerged yet.

June 7, 2012

Oh Harmony, you never cease to amaze me.  Definitely one of your most obscure pieces.