January 9, 2012

Wonder Boy Shreds Hard

At seven I was playing with LEGOs; mostly biting them, but "playing" with them nonetheless. At seven, little dude Asher Bradshaw is killing SoCal skateparks like his parents rigged his DNA with Tony Hawk genes. Ryan Sheckler, move the fuck over spray tan reality TV boy. Shaun White, your still cool in my book; even though Carrot Top beat you to it with the hair by like 15 years.

Side note: I love The Drums, but "Let's Go Surfing" as a song choice for a skate vid is like taking an bulimic girl to a buffet for a first date.

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