Fear the Beard

THIS is what sports should be like. Enough of the seriousness, Lebron James hating, and football players committing murder (or every other crime in the book). These players get paid millions of dollars to PLAY a game, a game they supposedly love. So why aren't more players enjoying their free time the way Shaq, Dirk, and Brian Wilson do.

One day after pitching a save in the MLB All-Star game, Brian Wilson donned a spandex tuxedo at the ESPN Espy Awards show.

Time to order my "Fear the Beard" shirt.