The economy sucks, this isn't breaking news. But a lot of you (us) are either already going on job interviews or will be soon. Job interviews are scary, they make your armpits sweat like a chinese boy making Nikes and your testicles shrivel like you've been swimming in an unheated pool for two hours.
Just watch the video and pray you're not going to THIS kind of job interview.
Now, go back in time and give your mother an abortion!