Ball Point Pens Suck Ass

I hate ball point pens. They get all crudy at the tip and smear shit all over your paper. Then when you run the side of your hand along the paper, moving to another spot to write, you spread the gooey excess crud all over the sheet. So you get pissed and yell a little, only to further infuriate yourself when you realize all the ink is glued to your skin and continues to blot everywhere you place it down at. Screw that I say, grab a fountain pen or a rolling ball pen for a better consistency. In fact, the only thing ball point pens are good for is adolescent experimentation with anal play on your own butthole while Baywatch is on and your parents are out grocery shopping on a Saturday afternoon. No, I never did that, but you sure did.

Anyways, this asshole shows up and rubs in AHL of our faces that he works magic with ball point pens.

Christopher Walken ala ball point pen