We all know the entire world was obsessed with Michael Jackson. He literally could've had his way with any ethnicity of child in the world and gotten away with it. But he had a thing for underprivileged american youngsters instead, lucky us. Regardless, that didn't stop the globe from loving him and ultimately showing their sickening obsession in throngs of people recreating his dance moves.
We all remember the Philippine prisoners' rendition of thriller, fully inclusive of the distressed shemale scampering around the zombies looking for Michael. Well, apparently Mexico wanted to one up them and proceeded to reenact Thriller in the streets of Mexcio City. Did i say one up? I'm sorry, i meant 13,000+ up. Yeah, 13,000+ adoring Mexican Michael Jackson fans had nothing better to do than crotch grab and drag lifeless limbs all around the steps of the Monumento a la Revolución.
They were trying to break the Guiness Book of World Records' previous mark of, wait for it, 242. Now I totally understand where the "Chinese are good with math" stereotype comes in, seeing as how they have 1.3 billion citizens. But are you honestly going to tell me that not one of the 13,957 Mexican impersonators decided to practice a little basic math?
"Odelay cabrones, no necesitamos que muchas personas locos pendejos!"
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