September 22, 2009

Fuck You New Balance

Ok, I understand we live in America and America definitely isn't cooler than Great Britain. But do we really have to be punished with New Balance's neglect of the U.S. buyer? Seriously, all the good New Balances are released in Great Britain and occasionally Japan. However, most of the co.jp ("concept of Japan") releases look like Kermit the Frog blew chunks all over your sneakers. Regardless, quit ass fucking us New Balance! and let some of the cooler releases hit the states already.

God I'm glad I'm moving to England.

The following are all GENERAL RELEASES in Great Britain, fuckers!

M1400IE (Grey / Petrol)


M670GO (Grey / Navy)


M577CB (Charcoal / Black)


CM1500WB (Blue / White)

1 comment:

  1. If we ammended our country's name to "Awesome" America would that reverse your decision to move to "Great" Britain?

    Yeah, Britain's great, I suppose. But America is awesome! How 'bout if we changed our name to paper towels?

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