Hold on. I'm sorry, i got too far ahead of myself. Please, allow me to introduce you to Richard Dinh first. Richard Dinh is an athlete. No, no, no; not the kind of athlete you're thinking about. He doesn't just like to go to the gym and plays a few games of pick up basketball here and there. He's a true, bonafide, ATHLETE.
Richard Dinh was that guy at your high school that was better than you. Sorry, but it's true. He was faster than you, stronger than you, more popular than you and your parents liked him more than you. That's just the way it was. After high school he went to Chapman University and proceeded to break just about every defensive record on the football team, while graduating in 3.5 years. Then, as if that wasn't enough, he later decided to "try" track and field. It was only natural that at the ripe age of 24 he would set the fastest recorded 100 meter dash by anyone of vietnamese decent.
Yuki loves Richard Dinh so much that he carries this trophy around at all times:
(We'll talk about Yuki wearing sea green tank tops in a future post)
(Read that closely. That doesn't say athlete of the day, or athlete of the week, or athlete of the month. No! That's Richard Dinh: Athlete of the Year to you sucker!
Note the swagger in Richard Dinh's walk:
Here's Richard Dinh in the movie Hot Rod:
And here is Richard Dinh's illegitimate child:
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