History Lesson: Norway

My buddy Tuan is from Norway. I'm sure most of you can't even locate Norway on a map. Actually, Tuan probably can't even locate Norway on a map.
Here's Tuan:


Norway hasn't really given us much else besides Tuan. But one thing Norway did give this world is vikings. Yes, the village pillagers themselves, vikings. Not that shitty little purple clad american football team from Minnesota, but real down ass VIKINGS! The kind of vikings that would dock their rickity water vessels ashore and walk right up into your face and punch you in the dick. Then as you lay cupping your manhood, they'd rape ur women and burn down your shitty straw huts as they leave with your livestock. THOSE kinda vikings.

And if Norway hadn't given us THOSE vikings, then snickers wouldn't have been able to give us THIS commercial:



But, unfortunately, Norway did also give us this kind of viking: TECHNOVIKING