June 22, 2009

Bounty Hunter Accessories

Ok, so here's the deal:
There's this totally kick ass Clothing/Toy brand from Japan. (yeah i said TOY, they make some of the gnarliest shit around) They're old school punk influenced and probably cooler than anyone you know. Problem? yeah there's a problem! THEY'RE FROM JAPAN. Nothing against that culturally, but i'm 6'6", so that pretty much means next to NONE of their clothes fit me. "But Jesse, you wear Bounty Hunter all the time." you say? That is correct, I personally own just about every piece they've ever made that actually fits me. And, as all of you have noticed, i wear a few of them just about ALL the time.

BUT, that's not the point of this post....wait for it....the point of this post is to bring attention to their accessories and toys. A lot of "streetwear" brands pretty much just go through one of those "Your Name Here" catalogs and put their name on everything that costs $0.05 and then charge you 20 quid for it. BOUNTY HUNTER on the other hand OWNS the accessories market.

Check this stuff out:

MOUSE PAD:
Yeah, a mouse pad. simple yes. But if you're reading this, then you're on a computer. and what is YOUR mouse sitting on? Probably some sort of blatant advertisement for some computer oriented product that came with your purchase, and it's so old that it's peeling apart and causes your mouse to stall all the time. Whatever it is, it's definitely NOT as cool as this.


MOBILE ASHTRAY:
Ok, i don't smoke, but even i can tell this thing is god damn LEGIT! In fact, it makes me WANT to smoke just so i can actually use this thing. I know a lot of you do smoke, and halfway through your cig, your buddy goes "come on dude we're gonna take a jager bomb!" so you toss ur cancer stick down and run back inside the bar that's full of sausage and ONE hot chick that everyone is trying to get with. Well now you can put that cig in here for later. I've done the math, this $25 metal capped tin will save you $465.87 a year ON AVERAGE. That's $465.87 that you can put towards stepping your wardrobe game up son!


WALLET CHAIN:
Yeah yeah yeah, i know, everyone makes a wallet chain. But YOUR wallet chain was made by Wrangler and was SUPPOSED to be for someone your grandpa's age. THIS wallet chain can actually be used in a fight. So unlike your Wrangler chain that you bought at KMart, you wont have to keep your receipt for this chain, cause it wont break.


MONEY CLIP:
Money clips were supposed to be for Wall Street dudes right? WRONG. The money clip (or money 'crip' as the japanese say) is no longer for all those dudes with fake money in their bank accounts. All those yuppies use credit and debit cards nowadays. The real cash is in YOUR pockets now. So if you still have one of those velcro closing wallets, it's time to get outta 1987 and join the adults. Unless, of course, you're rocking a designer wallet, then ur cool.



BxH also makes bad ass vinyl collectable toys like these:




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