KFC 'Royal Flush' a Hoax

Reported on various blogs in the interwebs (by people who don't know how to use Google search) today was an apparent new KFC sandwich. The sandwich was said to consist of FIVE pieces of fried chicken skin, white American cheddar cheese and 4 strips of bacon all on a bun. Well, unfortunately, simply typing in "KFC skinwich hoax" in Google's search engine informed me that it, in fact, does not exist. Thanks for getting my hopes up, jerks.