So watching documentaries is like the vip pass to sounding like a know-it-all prick. Watch one and you can be that individual with a dogmatic persona and everyone would admire you for it. You gotta have the whole look though, but I know it can be pretty pricey having the DVD collection to go along with it. Do not fret my friends, there's freedocumentaries.org for your free viewing pleasure. You can just tell em it's not very chic to have those bulky DVD cases floating around your house, and that everyone should be as savvy as you are when it comes to the interwebs. You can remind them to be cautious cause you can't believe everything you hear/see with these documentaries--you'll be all the more believable.
Here's one about Wal-Mart to start you off. We love Wal-Mart!
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