November 28, 2009

You'll Shit Eggnog Out Of Your Ass

Do yourself a favor this holiday season and walk, run, bike, drive or fly (just don't skip, cause that shit is maaaaad suspect) to your nearest Best Buy or Target or whatever DVD retailer you have in your area (but NOT walmart, cause it'll be censored, and that's pointless) and pick up a copy of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's Christmas Special.

It's 42 minutes of non stop, super uncomfortable ocmedy. There's a reason it's on DVD and couldn't be aired on TV. Spoiler alert: You see Danny Devito's sweaty midget man ass completely naked. The 'birthday suit' has never looked worse, trust me on that.

Santas (yes, plural), elf penis, lamborghinis, mike schmidt, 80's toy robots, pounding off and a man sewn into a couch. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll know.

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