When Did Pirates Go Gay?

Seriously, since when was it cool for pirates to wear make-up and clad themselves in leotards and prance around singing and dancing like gay musical actors? Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't pirates live on scurvy ridden water vessels and rarely get a good meal? Granted, they are constantly surrounded by men and forever plundering for "booty", but I hardly doubt they're ALL gay. So why this sick obsession with homosexual looking pirates. The world's youths are forcibly growing up soft these days. Thanks Disney for forever changing a pirate's image.

I'm sure these real pirates aren't too thrilled about their new perception in the public eye. Let's just hope their pirate ship never comes across a Disney cruiseliner out at sea.