Season Kicked Off Today

This morning, the English Premier League kicked off. A true man's game, English football is the greatest sport in the entire world. If you want to argue with that, feel free to leave a comment below.

Fortunately for me, I'm a Chelsea fan, and that means my team is automatically better than yours. Sucks for you. While your team spent the entire off season selling their divas and has beens in hopes of making enough money to strengthen their squad to compete with Chelsea, we did absolutely nothing. Nothing? Yeah, nothing. There's no reason to mess with perfection. So we'll just simply field the same winning team from last season and continue to win just about every game we play.

Started off the season with a victory, as usual.




So, be prepared England AND Europe, Chelsea is planning on taking the EPL, the FA Cup and the Champions League. Then, we'll send John Terry, Frank Lampard, Ashley Cole and Joe Cole off to South Africa to bring the World Cup trophy back home where it belongs: ENGLAND.