Keeping the Green and Gold Alive

These dudes are legit.  One of them, Colin Baxter, was the executive producer of Sonicsgate; a documentary detailing the absolute shady dealings that went on between David Stern and Clay Bennett to uproot the Sonics from Seattle and ship them to Oklahoma City.  Stern's panties were leftover wet from OKC's foster home care they gave to the New Orleans Hornets immediately following Hurricane Katrina's ass-kicking.

Well, Colin Baxter and his buddies weren't too thrilled about losing their team after 41 years of loyalty from the Pacific Northwest city.  So they did what any other die-hard fans would do: spend $4000 a seat, plus airfare and hotel, to be present directly behind the Oklahoma City Thunder's bench during game 4 of the NBA finals.

Die-hard indeed, literally.  The walking dead Seattle fans are sending a message, artfully tactical at that.

Guy Plays Mario Bros. In Real Life

Not sure how his game is over if he got a 1up for collecting 100 coins. Either way the video is funny. Just wish it was a bit more accurate.

Must Have: T-Shirt with Glasses Cleaner

I swear, if a finger even comes near my glasses I can't see out of the fuckers anymore. Trying to watch the game at a bar, eating peanuts, oh my face itches, scratch, wait who just scored? All I see is squiggly fingerprint lines. And I don't dare clean my glasses, because that stupid little four inch black glorified kleenex square is at home.

BUT, if I had this $90 shirt from Japanese clothier fift I'd be set.

Hmm, I wonder what cycle I'd have to wash it on?

How Laughing Makes Things Funnier

A little wheezing, bronchial asthma induced, machine gun rapid fire laughing can go a long way. It makes otherwise not funny moments hilarious as shit. Because feces is funny.

Reality Hits You Hard, Bro!

Boom!

I didn't know Chris Farley had a second brother, glad to see he's doing ok though.

"All of a sudden I was minding my own business"....Uhhh, what were you doing before that then; if it was only all of a sudden that you began to mind your own business?

Suspicious Behavior

Some car blew up for whatever reason in Los Angeles earlier this week. Coincidentally, someone got it all on camera. And again coincidentally, that camera man had a lighter on his balcony ledge. And once more coincidentally, the camera man with a lighter on his balcony ledge also lived directly in front of the exploding car. Hmm, if the LAPD doesn't have a suspect yet I'd like to collect a reward for helping them solve this case.

Oh, and also a phenomenal example of badassery, the firefighter battling the flames isn't phased by the explosion one iota.

My Rant

This is MY blog (Sarah's too, but for the sake of THIS post, it's MY blog), so I'm going to use it to rant and blow off some steam.

What am I ranting about? One topic: a job.

I wont subject all of you to this, so If you wish to read, follow the jump link below.

Unsuspecting Drunks Put On Blast

Sarah is out of town this weekend and I'm bored surfing the net. Haven't been to textsfromlastnight.com in awhile and I completely forgot how hysterically amusing it is.

Here's a quick sample of the funnier ones I read today:

CDC's Plan for Zombie Outbreak: Not Very Good

So, apparently the Center for Disease Control has FINALLY decided to take the inevitable zombie apocalypse seriously. However, they're plan for defense is absolutely terrible.

CDC official statement:
"If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It's likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated."

Uhhh, yeah, I think I'll take my chances with a couple backpacks full of weapons while I wait for CDC's tests to conclude we're all going to die. Thanks, but no thanks.

Holy Shit Batman

Where was Robin?

Window Pain

Why was he sitting ON the window sill anyways?

Punch The Bag Fail

I almost don't want to ruin this for you but let's just say the Excite Bike machine gets fugged up.

Post Drinking Gourmet Late Night Snack

I always over-order after a night of drinking. And, Del Taco's delicious menu is usually responsible for that. Not coincidentally enough, Del Taco is also responsible for the ass grenades my toilet has been receiving this morning.

President's Day, I Hate You

Holidays serve as excuses for retail businesses to have huge blowout sales. This includes otherwise unimportant holidays like President's Day. Fact is, no one shops after Christmas. So President's Day, the first "holiday" to fall after the Christmas shopping season, is strategically used by just about all retail businesses to boost first quarter sales.

I fully expected our store to be dirty and ravaged but I didn't expect to feel violated and abused at the end of the day like I did.. Here are some pictures to showcase just how filthy some people are. The complete lack of respect and absence of any kind of morals by just about 99% of our customers yesterday was astounding.

Make A Wish Foundation

This is my brother JJ. He just got home from the hospital today, in time for Thanksgiving. Post brain tumor removing surgery, he tells me "I wanna go viral now". Just doing my part to make his wish come true.

New Meme: Paranoid Parrot

Latest Meme.

Make your own.

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Vuvuzela Taking Over
Silly South Africans, Mexico had these plastic trumpets for 30 years now.

Technoviking's Nipples See All

Technoviking's nipples see what you are doing, and he is not happy.

Technoviking is mad. Well, actually, he's almost always mad. When isn't he you ask? When hard ass techno is playing, DUH!

Like Father's Shirt, Like Son

Romeo Beckham has a lot of pent up rage apparently. So i helped his Daddy's shirt to match that.

It's like when you went to the fair and ur Pops got those corny shirts or hats or mugs with ur face all over it. Yeah, sorta like that.



also note the DQM Beer Appreciation trucker hat Becks is rocking.

Where's the Picnic?

I'm here, there's no fucking food! Where's the picnic?

Black bear is mad.