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Bacon: Never Too Late

So this turkey wrapped in a blanket of weaved bacon found its way to my internets a few days too late for Thanksgiving; but Christmas dinner just got THAT much better.

Wing Nuts

I love wings, everyone knows that. I also love breasts, but that's beside the point. Hooters has fallen off lately and Buffalo Wild Wings exist one every 75 miles at this time. And hell, I don't even know where a Wing Stop is anymore, if they still exist. But Wing Nuts is my spot of choice currently.

My personal favorite: Bacon Ranch Boneless Wings.

Luche Libre Mask Wearing World Record

Bryan and I were present for Angel Stadium's record setting "Most People Wearing Snuggies in the Same Location" night last year, so only fitting we'd be back again this year for "Most People Wearing Luche Libre Masks in the Same Location" record.

Tui, Ken and Mark came along this year. Next year, whatever the record may be, I'm pretty certain our gang will grow ten fold.

Before the game we loaded up on bacon wrapped hot dogs being served up in the parking lot. I must say, these are head and shoulders above the diarrhea inducing bacon wrapped hot dogs you get outside LA based events served by old Hispanic ladies teetering on midget status.

Sorry for the bad picture, you're honestly lucky I was even able to get a picture before I ate the entire thing.

Post Drinking Gourmet Late Night Snack

I always over-order after a night of drinking. And, Del Taco's delicious menu is usually responsible for that. Not coincidentally enough, Del Taco is also responsible for the ass grenades my toilet has been receiving this morning.

What Happens in Vegas....

....gets blogged for documenting purposes. Without further ado, spontaneous weekend getaway to sin city in all its glory:

5 Hr Energy and original Del Taco: preliminaries to any Vegas-bound trip.

Mmm, Christmas Bacon

Yummmmm, bacon baby jesus....

Hash House A Go Go

Been trying to eat at this spot for a very long time now. There was finally a line short enough for us to wait it out, 45 minutes.

Thanksgiving Nom

Happy Thanksgiving, I'm Thankful for Bacon

When u saddle up to the dinner table tonight, keep in mind that you too could be adding this to your intake tonight. Be jealous, you know you are.

Bacon Kevin Bacon

For all you bacon enthusiasts; you can now bid on this Statue of Bacon here. Unfortunately, as tempting as it may be to nibble on Kevin, it isn't edible. Plus, this looks more like Conan O'Brien with the hair swoop and the striking prominent jaw structure and the red hair....which actually gives me more reason to harass it with my mouth....Anyway, happy bidding.

I Can Feel The Mud Butt Already

If you've ever been to a Clipper or Laker game, a Dodger game, a concert on Hollywood Blvd or a club in Downtown Los Angeles then you've encountered the bacon wrapped hot dog. It's usually a 4'9" Hispanic woman speaking a dialect of Spanish that even your one Mexican friend can't comprehend. But she's there and she's slanging greasy, salmonella risking but oh so delicious drunk food. The best drunk food possible. And for only $2, it's easy to find yourself buying 4 of these for yourself.

Well, now it's time to make the bacon wrapped hot dog the official hot dog of Los Angeles. Please go here and do so.

Want: Must Go Now

Craving. Pancakes. Now. Hurry.

KFC 'Royal Flush' a Hoax

Reported on various blogs in the interwebs (by people who don't know how to use Google search) today was an apparent new KFC sandwich. The sandwich was said to consist of FIVE pieces of fried chicken skin, white American cheddar cheese and 4 strips of bacon all on a bun. Well, unfortunately, simply typing in "KFC skinwich hoax" in Google's search engine informed me that it, in fact, does not exist. Thanks for getting my hopes up, jerks.

You Make the Call

Bacon or Beercan?

My new favorite simple site. It has replaced White People/Black People.

Finder's credit goes to Mr. FakeRICH himself.

Bacon Hot Sauce

Oh my god! Did we all just read that right?

Life is finally starting to look up again people.

This is where I usually type out a product description, but www.baconhotsauce.com knows this item will sell itself. Direct quote from the website: "Do you like bacon? Do you like hot sauce? Buy Bacon Hot Sauce!"

Tractor Room Breakfast

Sarah and I took the Chip Monster with us to get some noontime breakfast yesterday. We tried to hit Hash House A Go Go but an hour and 30 minute wait wasn't gonna sit well with the little bugger. The hostess taking names told us about The Tractor Room, their sister restaurant, across the street so we went. I guess The Tractor Room is a lunch/dinner spot first and breakfast second. However, don't let that full you, the breakfast was phenomenal. Even baby Ava got down with my chocolate chip and banana pancake that was the size of a small Mexican town.

Needless to say, if you're ever in Hillcrest, San Diego do stop by. Full bar too! Woo.

Bacon, the New Kryptonite

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Bacontarianism

I ahlways wondered if anyone else loved bacon as much as I do. Doesn't anyone else want to make love to bacon? Not that I do, but I'm asking if anyone ELSE does. Ok, ok, I do wish to fornicate with bacon but I've always been reluctant because of the sizzling pops. Those sting the shit out of my stomach and chest, I could only imagine it on my penis. What? you don't fry bacon shirtless? Oh, you mean wait for it to cool down? Nah, it has to be fresh and warm, that's the whole point.

Enjoy some bacon love.

Every guy in the world should know how to take off this bra.

More pictures after the jump.

King Curtis Loves Bacon

So not too long ago, Wife Swap (perhaps the single greatest example of how feeble and absent minded Americans are) ran an episode that introduced King Curtis to the world. This little shit ball had a horrible addiction which left him dependent upon popping chicken nuggets. At the time of production, King Curtis was up to 44 nuggets a day; which was 16 more than his previous high just months prior.

However, as much as the King enjoyed his nuggets, there was only two things he loved more than his cherished poultry particle deep fried goodness. Those two being his Grandmother, who took him in when he was completely out of nuggets, and BACOn. Yes, bacon. I gotta tell you something, bacon is good for King Curtis. And if it's good for King Curtis, it's good for me too.