Smooth Like Butter On Hot Toast

How much do you wanna bet I can make you not believe me?

This video was shot in one take, no camera effects, no post production editing, no CGI.  One take, one shot.

Pretty sure this is a European car commercial but it looks more like a personal "I'm the shit, your doodoo 'dance' contest reality shows aint got nothing on me" video for internet sensation Nonstop (Marquese Scott)

Oh These Crazy Fuckers

Nightclubbing Like a Son of a Bitch

There was no stopping this dude. Never mind the fact that he was the only one in the club that wasn't personally invited by Polo, the birthday boy. Never mind the fact that he was 20+ years older than everyone in the joint.

Ball so hard his tie don't even need a collar!

Major Lazer Going Ape Shit

Ever since I saw Major Lazer's music video for their smash hit Pon De Floor, they've been a guilty pleasure of mine. And by guilty pleasure I mean the music isn't anything spectacular, it's bad dance music that 19 year olds obsess over. Regardless, these dudes are pretty cool.

They're new single "Original Don" (which actually sounds like 7 single snippets rolled into one) is all over the place, msahing genres and BPMs. I'm anxiously awaiting the music video for this.

Blackout Wedding

Best part about going to/being in a wedding at a hotel? Not having to worry about getting home. Queue in: The Blackout Wedding. I had the amazing privilege of being part of Chris Ngo, one of my long time best friends, and his beautiful wife Sophia Ngo's wedding this past weekend.

520 people. Enough said.

Fight For Your Right - Revisited

Will Farrell, Jack Black, John C. Reilly, Seth Rogan, Elijah Wood, Danny McBride, Will Arnett, Jason Schwartzman, Rainn Wilson, Ted Danson, Susan Sarandan, Shannyn Sossamon, Steve Buscemi, Amy Poehler, Alicia Silverstone, Chloe Sevigny, Kirsten Dunst, Maya Rudolph, David Cross and Orlando Bloom.

Yup, that's the cast for this 30 minute re-visitation of The Beastie Boys' classic "Fight For Your Right To Party". Yes, you read correctly, THIRTY MINUTES. All that talent jam packed into 30 minutes of film magic.

Cowbell at 1:44

What Happens in Vegas....

....gets blogged for documenting purposes. Without further ado, spontaneous weekend getaway to sin city in all its glory:

5 Hr Energy and original Del Taco: preliminaries to any Vegas-bound trip.

Wednesday Karaoke Madness

Brick, Jesus and Alex - Intergalactic Planetary


Brick, Jesus and Mikey - Rapper's Delight


Brick and Jesus - It Wasn't Me

Get This Kid A New Shirt

Aside from an outfit that appears as though this kid had been working on his 1988 Chrysler LeBaron all afternoon, his dance moves are on point, for a four year old.

Like Britney Spears' career, this video is excessively long but worth a good minute of viewing.



Finder's credit: Danny D-Nyce Levin

500th Post

This marks The Adventures of Randomness' 500th post. I'd like to thank all 6 of you readers for reading one out of every 20 posts on here. Without you, the blog would still be possible but since i'm feeling all emotional on this momentous occasion I extend a warm thank you for visiting on a semi-regular basis.

And, as an added bonus to you....

.tuo siht kcehC



#seewhatididthere

You Know You're Mexican When....

Someone at your wedding is wearing white jeans.

Check out these maricónes walking it out, chicano style.
Oye, dame mas tequila guey!

Wait for it: 1:27 mark, you WILL laugh.

Seriously

Busy streets are not for dancing. Although, it's kinda ironic that he'd get hit by an ice cream truck...out of all vehicles.

What Ever Happened To Getting Hyphy?

You think being a teenager is bad in your neck of the woods? Try fitting in in the Bay Area. These people go through trends quicker than Lindsay Lohan goes through coke. Every other month there seems to be something new out of the Bay: getting hyphy, jerkin', scraper bikes, the dougie, being ignorant, hating on Baron Davis and so on and so on.

Well now they have some dance trend called "turfing", which pretty much just looks like trendy gangster ballerinas jerkin'.

Electric Daisy What?

Americans got nothing on the Dutch.

Chicken Wangs N' Dancin'

1. Go to Google
2. Type in 2204355
3. Click the "I'm feeling lucky button"
4. ???

Not a Very Good Call

Superbowl shuffle? Hell naw, GTFOH with that junk. This is the LT Style Electric Glide right here.

Check out what s fresh white suit, a shitload of green screen and an otherwise boring athletic personality can conger up.



Why does the music sound like a McDonald's commercial?


:challenge flag thrown:

Upon further review, video evidence has proven the director definitely was influenced by the little black boy in the McDonald's commercial. Jesse will not be charged with a timeout. First down.

He Made Thiller Man, Thriller

We all know the entire world was obsessed with Michael Jackson. He literally could've had his way with any ethnicity of child in the world and gotten away with it. But he had a thing for underprivileged american youngsters instead, lucky us. Regardless, that didn't stop the globe from loving him and ultimately showing their sickening obsession in throngs of people recreating his dance moves.

We all remember the Philippine prisoners' rendition of thriller, fully inclusive of the distressed shemale scampering around the zombies looking for Michael. Well, apparently Mexico wanted to one up them and proceeded to reenact Thriller in the streets of Mexcio City. Did i say one up? I'm sorry, i meant 13,000+ up. Yeah, 13,000+ adoring Mexican Michael Jackson fans had nothing better to do than crotch grab and drag lifeless limbs all around the steps of the Monumento a la Revolución.

They were trying to break the Guiness Book of World Records' previous mark of, wait for it, 242. Now I totally understand where the "Chinese are good with math" stereotype comes in, seeing as how they have 1.3 billion citizens. But are you honestly going to tell me that not one of the 13,957 Mexican impersonators decided to practice a little basic math?

"Odelay cabrones, no necesitamos que muchas personas locos pendejos!"