Don't Ever Tell Me To Stop Picking My Nose Again!

Next time you tell a kid to stop picking their nose, just remember that this could happen to them. I tell every kid I see to dig for gold on the regular, or they might lose part of their brain....straight through the nostril!

Muscles, Muscles, Muscles! WHAT!?

Terry Crews FTW!

Oh Harmony, you never cease to amaze me.  Definitely one of your most obscure pieces.

Monday Music Mayhem: Jay-Z and Kanye Mayhem in Paris

Jay-Z and Kanye were actually in Paris this past weekend.  So it was only natural for them to perform Niggas in Paris . . . . ELEVEN TIMES straight to end their already two hour long show, culminating in a three hour performance.

Note: They've completely jumped on the "all black" bandwagon (about 6 years late) so it's hard to see them running around the stage in this fan shot video, but they're there.

Still Riding High

Best Team in the World

Us.  Not you.  Chelsea FC.  The greatest team in all of the land and nothing else matters today.  You can still support your team tomorrow, but everyone takes a backseat to Chelsea FC today.

Smooth Like Butter On Hot Toast

How much do you wanna bet I can make you not believe me?

This video was shot in one take, no camera effects, no post production editing, no CGI.  One take, one shot.

Pretty sure this is a European car commercial but it looks more like a personal "I'm the shit, your doodoo 'dance' contest reality shows aint got nothing on me" video for internet sensation Nonstop (Marquese Scott)

Hip Hop & Cartoons

Two of my favorite pastimes come together for this hilarious nostalgic tale from the Genius.

American Children Are Pussies

You think Romanian kids have Boy Scout meetings?  You think they have Leap Frog and Sesame Street?  Running water and cable?  You think Romanian mothers cut the crust off their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?  Hell no, they have Rammstein!

The Writings on the Wall

8 Year Old Girl's First Hardcore Song

She loves her dog, Robert, and her fish. Not sure why she's pissed though. WOOOO!

Drunk Man Arrested: Sings Entire Bohemian Rhapsody

Clearly he wasn't THAT drunk if he could sing the entire song. I've done countless drunken renditions of this song, and NONE of them sounded this good.

Also, I know it's Canada and they have a higher standard of education than moronic USA, but he is the absolute most eloquently spoken drunkard I've ever heard.

Bring Back Free Radio

Lance Krall came and went (not sure if he's coming back again) but his Free Radio show was pretty damn hilarious. If you're not familiar, the show was about a fictitious, dysfunctional, failing radio station that interviewed celebrities. Lance wrote and starred in the show. But relax about his Asian comments, he's actually half Vietnamese.

Daedelus

Completely forgot about this guy, but a friend of mine had mentioned going to see him this March (SF area), and just thought he was worthy of a post.  A musical genius (albeit a little on the nerdy side, not a bad thing though), and definitely underrated. Quick! Someone tell me the songs he sampled towards the end and you'll get $5.

Retox

The million dollar question:
Just how much is lucky fuck's money worth to him when he is dead?

ToyTokyo Store Party

Only the toys were invited.

Oh These Crazy Fuckers

Nightclubbing Like a Son of a Bitch

There was no stopping this dude. Never mind the fact that he was the only one in the club that wasn't personally invited by Polo, the birthday boy. Never mind the fact that he was 20+ years older than everyone in the joint.

Ball so hard his tie don't even need a collar!

Books....Check 'em Out

Every post that we make regarding books will be titled with "Books, check 'em out," or other variations of it. There are actually a couple of them lost in our archive, but I managed to find one of them. When Borders closed I bought a handful that'll take me a couple of years to finish. I just finished the third book from that pile so on to the next--the one I'm reading now is Naked by David Sedaris. Anyway, this is a pretty awesome stop-motion video of a bookstore in Canada. I'm sure it took a lot of time rearranging the books so it's worth your time. Check it out.

Wonder Boy Shreds Hard

At seven I was playing with LEGOs; mostly biting them, but "playing" with them nonetheless. At seven, little dude Asher Bradshaw is killing SoCal skateparks like his parents rigged his DNA with Tony Hawk genes. Ryan Sheckler, move the fuck over spray tan reality TV boy. Shaun White, your still cool in my book; even though Carrot Top beat you to it with the hair by like 15 years.



Side note: I love The Drums, but "Let's Go Surfing" as a song choice for a skate vid is like taking an bulimic girl to a buffet for a first date.