Still Riding High

Best Team in the World

Us.  Not you.  Chelsea FC.  The greatest team in all of the land and nothing else matters today.  You can still support your team tomorrow, but everyone takes a backseat to Chelsea FC today.

FA Cup 2012 Winners: Chelsea

Ashley Cole did it for the 7th time as a player (most ever)
Didier Drogba scored in his 4th final (most ever)
John Terry wore the captain's band in his 4th final (most ever)

I think you get the point. This group of Chelsea players are better than any other group of players in the history of English Football. Sucks for the haters.

The five English National players on Chelsea took a moment to snap this pic together. Hopefully we'll see the same this Summer at the Euro Finals.

Left to Right: Daniel Sturridge, Gary Cahill (Up top), Ashley Cole (7 fingers!), John Terry, Frank Lampard.

"The Game of the Yeee (Year)"

Watching ManC vs ManU and enjoying the day off. #Nocaseofthemondayshere.

Penalty Kick Falcon Flip

Uhhhh, not really much else I can say.

This 16 year old Finnish kid just made himself e-famous with one penalty kick. 6 MILLION views in 3 months.

Panyee FC Short Film

This is a short film about a small Thai boating town's soccer team and how they came to be.

Small

"What do you mean the game's tomorrow?"

Lucky Number 6

Not too many people know about my obsession with the number 6 but rest assured it's a weird one. So, naturally, I found it necessary to post this blog when the number 6 showed up on the Chelsea FC match results for the second consecutive week.

Continuing to show their complete annihilation and dismantling of the rest of the English Premier League, Chelsea routed yet another opponent by netting 6 and allowing zero. Wigan Athletic were the second club to suffer a 6-0 drubbing at the feet of Chelsea. Up next for the boys in blue come Stoke City, who coincidentally lost 7-0 during their late season matchup last campaign.

Season Kick Off

Chelsea opened the premiership season just as they left it last year, with a 6-0 drubbing of West Brom. Take heed England, these guys aren't taking it easy this time around. Riding high off of late last season's walloping victories over Wigan (8-0) and Stoke (7-0), Chelsea looks poised to continue their dominant form throughout the season.

Come on you BLUES!

Dolce & Gabbana x Chelsea FC

Not only will Chelsea FC look good slaughtering EPL opponents asses up and down the pitch all season long, but they'll look just as good off the field too now. In an absolute surprise partnership, Chelsea FC has teamed up with Italian luxury designer Dolce & Gabbana to have it's entire team, management and trainers fitted for off the field attire.

As well as rocking the lavish Italian company's clothing on a daily basis, the team has also had their Director's Lounge (for premier matchday guests) completely renovated in the classic Dolce & Gabbana look.

If we're going to win everything with class, we might as well look the part.

Louis Vuitton World Cup Trophy Case

At least the French contributed something to the World Cup this year.
Since clearly their team didn't show up.

World Cup In Pictures

My World Cup experience.

Follow the jump for more pictures.

U-S-Hate U-S-Hate U-S-Hate

Americans always be hating other cultures.

And why is she so sad about it?

Vuvuzelas Taking Over

Youtube has taken notice.

1. go to youtube
2. search any video
3. click the small soccer ball icon
4. ???

Blame It On The Vuvuzela

Bubh buh buh bah, the sound of love.
(Sang to the tune of Blame it on the Bossa Nova)

BZZZ Z Zzzz ZZZZZ ZZZZzzzz zzzzZzz

Vuvuzela Taking Over
Silly South Africans, Mexico had these plastic trumpets for 30 years now.

Robert Green, Robert Green, Robert Gr....

Yeah, it was YOUR fault asshole.

I'll See You Tomorrow, World Cup

6 Days Left: FUCK YOU WORLD!

The world hates Chelsea.

First it was Michael Ballack being maliciously ravaged by the absolute nobody known as Kevin Prince Boateng in the FA Cup final.

Then it was John Obi Mikel who didn't recover quickly enough from a knee injury to appear for Nigeria in the World Cup.

And now, Didier Drogba (one of the greatest players in the game today) will not be displaying his goalscoring abilities this summer because a crying Japanese nobody named Tulio Tanaka sought revenge on Drogba during a friendly match this morning. Drogba had scored a few minutes prior to Tulio's violently intended attack on Drogba's now broken elbow. Reason? Drogba's goal had deflected off of Tulio's body, assisting the ball into the net.

"Jealousy is a motherfucker"

21 More Days

Didier Drogba, Wayne Rooney and Christiano Ronaldo plus others are all going to the World Cup in 21 days. Gael Garcia Bernal, Homer Simpson, Kobe Bryant and Ronaldinho are not, but they still found a spot in this Nike film. Epic.