Pee Like A Man

Ladies, don't be ashamed to admit it--you've either wished, attempted, or have been curious since you were a wee child. Unfortunately, we aren't blessed (or cursed, depending on how you see it) with the hose-like contraption to pee and aim perfectly into the toilet without having to sit. Especially when one is forced to go into a port-a-potty at a concert; it's a bitter reminder of how glorious it would be to just "bust it out". Well wish no more! Don't know what it's called, but clearly there are innovative ways to make your childhood dreams come true (esp when necessary). Here's to peeing like a man.