Jason Schwartzman for The New Yorker

If I had a product (or in this case a magazine), Jason Schwartzman is the first person I'd contact for celebrity endorsement.

A Word For Me

My buddy Javier, the best bartender in Orange County, has started a new blog. He owns Chromatic Salon and in the back of his spot he has a chalkboard painted wall.

Purpose of the blog: Showcase the chalkboard wall with one simple word self-describing the person in the picture. Clean. Cool.

Stay with it Jav, this looks promising.

Click here to find the blog: This is What I Am

Dancing Panda Bear

Competition among the bear species--Kung Fu Bear and Dancing Panda Bear, it's an intense standoff for me.

Thugs Don't Know How to Fight

Kevin Hart is keeping me from finishing up my paper.



Finder's credit: Shermz

Uhhhh WTF!?

I probably wont eat another sammich for AT LEAST 2 days after seeing this picture. Rest assured, the lucky customer who purchased this limited edition rodent laden loaf of bread was rewarded with a $27K payday.

Monday Music Mayhem

Since I'm not as tech-savvy as Jest, youtube videos will suffice.

Fujiya And Miyagi - Sixteen Shades of Black and Blue


James - It's Hot


Sara Watkins - My Friend

Get This Kid A New Shirt

Aside from an outfit that appears as though this kid had been working on his 1988 Chrysler LeBaron all afternoon, his dance moves are on point, for a four year old.

Like Britney Spears' career, this video is excessively long but worth a good minute of viewing.



Finder's credit: Danny D-Nyce Levin

Asics Doing Big Things

Do want both.

Slam Jam (Italy)

I Can Feel The Mud Butt Already

If you've ever been to a Clipper or Laker game, a Dodger game, a concert on Hollywood Blvd or a club in Downtown Los Angeles then you've encountered the bacon wrapped hot dog. It's usually a 4'9" Hispanic woman speaking a dialect of Spanish that even your one Mexican friend can't comprehend. But she's there and she's slanging greasy, salmonella risking but oh so delicious drunk food. The best drunk food possible. And for only $2, it's easy to find yourself buying 4 of these for yourself.

Well, now it's time to make the bacon wrapped hot dog the official hot dog of Los Angeles. Please go here and do so.

Monday Music Mayhem

Radiohead - True Love Waits


Eminem - Seduction

Pure Classicness

Whoever got away with this one is a star.

Step Out Into The Light

Too many people cover Daniel Johnston.
Obviously, he is a genius songwriter.

Daniel Johnston - True Love Will Find You In The End


Covers after the jump....

Look What I Got Ma! Part II

Apparently monkeys have a nasty habit of stealing domesticated animals.
This isn't the first time this has happened.

Finder's credit: Nata1y

This Is England '86

New TV show takes off where the This is England movie left off. Well, a few years later, when the fashion of the time wasn't as cool. Same cast, same characters, same style; just a different time.

What the first episode: This Is England '86 Season1:Episode1

Thank You D-Nyce

T.A.O.R. reader Danny Levin presented me with this present just now.

500th Post

This marks The Adventures of Randomness' 500th post. I'd like to thank all 6 of you readers for reading one out of every 20 posts on here. Without you, the blog would still be possible but since i'm feeling all emotional on this momentous occasion I extend a warm thank you for visiting on a semi-regular basis.

And, as an added bonus to you....

.tuo siht kcehC



#seewhatididthere

I Hate Sprite Commercials

Drake, you ruined what Grant Hill started.

Finder's credit: Rico, who owns the interwebs

Monday Music Mayhem

Colonel Bagshot - Lord High Human Being


Bauhaus - All We Ever Wanted

Bigfoot Sighting

Hurley's new Orange County based art gallery, Hurley Space, showcased the work of notorious graffiti and street artist Bigfoot tonight. The event was fully loaded with tons of his artwork, a KISS cover band, THREE food trucks serving it up all night and the artist himself simply mingling with the crowd. All in all, a pretty good night.

#goodtogetoutofthehouse

Auschwitz: A Film by Uwe Boll

Notoriously known for making extremely less than bearable films, Uwe Boll has now lent his hand at recreating the holocaust.

"The point that a lot of the critics ignore in their hate articles about me is: that I made the movie because there is not one movie made that shows the holocaust for what it really was: a killing factory. All the movies made showed us the SPECIAL people ....the heroes ..... but nobody focused on the subject matter. this is what I do in my movie and i think in times where 50% of the planet say THERE WAS NO HOLOCAUST - i think it's not so bad to show that AUSCHWITZ happened. best - Uwe"

Since we recently visited the Museum of Tolerance in Los Angeles, I am looking forward to seeing Uwe's attempt at capturing the realism of the subject.

Pour Yourself a Glass of Malk

Seriously, just get him a glass of malk already.

"Right in the Kisser"

The Amazing Race is still on the air?
These home shopping hosts really showed that Knight who's boss!



#Whatarethechances

Gotta Get That Lemon Pepper Chicken!!!

Here's some closed-circuit videotape footage from inside a Pacific Sun cruise ship buffet room during rough seas. I know I'm going to hell for this one cause I can't stop laughing. I love how the fat guy in the striped sweater gives up halfway through and just rides it out, literally, on the floor.

Note the woman's face plant at the :48 second mark.

Disclaimer: I do not agree with the choice of music at all. Personally, I would have gone with the Three Stooges theme song.

Land of Talk

Released their second album last month! They'll be coming to The Casbah on the 10th of October--you better believe that your fellow bloggers will be attending.

Here's some ear candy in the meantime, from their last album Some are Lakes.

You Know You're Mexican When....

Someone at your wedding is wearing white jeans.

Check out these maricónes walking it out, chicano style.
Oye, dame mas tequila guey!

Wait for it: 1:27 mark, you WILL laugh.

Double Rainbow x Microsoft

Double Rainbow guy has made it big time, but what does it mean?

A Real American Hero

Dubbed G.I. Joe public service announcement commercials = always classic.
My all time favorite was the Reggae one.

Don't worry loyal readers, as always i come through in the clutch. Here are the lyrics:

Jamaican man fuss, me nearly dead with laugh, I watching people rush a door like harbour shark, check it fun time deh ya time for the bus rider, sunshine deh ya a time for the bus rider, sunshine deh ya a time for the bus rider, fun time deh ya a time for the bus rider, No!

or phonetically so you can sing along:
Cha-meeko-ma fahs malilahdehd wehd-lav, ah watcha people rhile she do it like kahm butta CHOOKA fun time da yeh time fiddy bus ridah! sunshine da yeh ah time fiddy bus ridah! sunshine da yeh ah time fiddy bus ridah! fun time da yeh ah time fiddy bus ride NO!



Song: Night Rider - Fun Time Deh Ya